overheard at our house this weekend

"did you buy cookie dough?  if you didn't buy any we can use tortillas.  and we can put sprinkles on the tortillas."

"if you need to check the weather, we can use your ipod."  (i mentioned to her that we could also look out the window.)

"RRRR.  i'm a pirate!"  (she had one foot stuck in a plastic cup.)