I am annoyed. I hate the whole thing with credit cards and secret words.
So, my mother doesn't have a maiden name. So, my mother's last name is my middle name. It's not a big secret. It annoys me that I have to make up all kinds of random stuff for my credit card secret word... because inevitably, I'll forget. And then I need to call up the credit card company, and then they put me on hold, and then I just get frustrated and hang up. And then it'll have to go on my to-do list, and then I just get more annoyed.
And all the dude on the phone will says to me is something like, oh, your secret word begins with the letter "A." Oh right, ANNOYED. Annoyed by a sexist society!!
(That's a joke, my secret word isn't annoyed. Well, it could be. But I forgot what it was and don't have the patience to wait on hold tonight.)