Q: "Mommy, why did you pack a napkin in my lunch?"
A: (not said outloud) Because we ran out of paper towels.
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At the mall over the weekend, we walked by a photo of a swimmer.
Tae: "That's Michael!"
me: "Michael... Phelps?"
Tae: "Yes! Michael Phelps won 8 gold medals. And we have really big feet."
(I found out later that the really big feet part came from an ad before the Michael Phelps clip that the kids watched at school.)